February 2012
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when life hands you lemons, just shut up and eat...
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The trouble with our times is that the future is...
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i don't go hard often, but when i do, it's in the...
January 2012
10 posts
my girlfriend is a sex goddess.
December 2011
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CALCULUS!
there’s a fine line between the numerator and denominator
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stupid drosophila fucks
i started noticing them about a week ago in my dorm. it wasn’t until yesterday that they really started to fuck with my nerves. i’m not sure why fruit flies were drawn to my dorm, but i think it could have something to do with my roomate’s pile of rotten bananas..
it’s not just annoying anymore. it’s reached a level of aminosity.
tomorrow i am devoting a good part...
everything infinitely sucks all at once. now i’m left for dead.
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i was gunna make a gay guy joke, butt fuck it.